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I was serving an American man at the cinema this evening and he said he liked my tattoos. I say thank you very much and he then said. I bet they look great wrapped around someone nice and tight. I felt so awkward and just smiled then he winked and walked away.

Who the hell says that to a stranger?

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So I have a virus on my tumblr??

Great that innit?

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  • #tlc #cassette #tape #iknowwhatimplayingtonight
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I can’t sleep.

so I’m watching movies in a makeshift tent in my bed! who wants to join me!

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  • 12.Yes! I have had sex this year

    55.My first hook up? was when I was about 17 and I remember it clearly because he was and still to this day the worst sex I have ever had. Atleast I got a free meal out of him. ha

    77.Yes I have sex before

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  • trabelsino15?
  • I haven’t made any real life in person friends :( BUT I have made a few online who I would love to meet in person friends! 

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  • #hmv #work #painting #wisheverydaywaslikethis #mural
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kill your curiosity

  • 1. Last kiss
  • 2. Last phone call
  • 3. Last text message
  • 4. Last song you listened to
  • 5. Last time you cried
  • HAVE YOU EVER:
  • 6. Dated someone twice
  • 7. Been cheated on
  • 8. Self harmed
  • 9. Lost someone special
  • 10. Been depressed
  • 11. Been drunk and threw up
  • THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
  • 12. had sex
  • 13. How many people have you had sex with this year?
  • 15. Made a new friend
  • 17. Laughed until you cried
  • 18. Met someone who changed you
  • 19. Found out who your true friends were
  • 20. Found out someone was talking about you
  • 26. What did you do for your last Birthday
  • 27. What time did you wake up today
  • 29. Name something you CANNOT wait for
  • 30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time
  • 31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life
  • 32. What are you listening to right now
  • 33. When is the last time you had sex?
  • 34. Who's getting on your nerves right now
  • 35. Most visited webpage
  • 36. Favorite colour
  • 37. Nicknames
  • 38. Relationship Status
  • 39. Zodiac sign
  • 40. Male or female
  • 41. Primary school
  • 42. Secondary School
  • 43. High school/college
  • 44. Eye color
  • 46. Height
  • 47. Do you have a crush on someone
  • 48. What do you like about yourself
  • 49. Piercings
  • 50. Tattoos
  • 51. Righty or lefty
  • FIRSTS:
  • 53. First piercing
  • 54. First best friend
  • 55. First hookup
  • 56. First Bestfriend
  • RIGHT NOW:
  • 59. Eating
  • 60. Drinking
  • 61. I'm about to
  • 62. Listening to
  • 63. Waiting for
  • YOUR FUTURE:
  • 64. Want kids?
  • 65. Get married?
  • 66. Career
  • WHICH IS BETTER:
  • 67. Lips or eyes
  • 68. Hugs or kisses
  • 69. Shorter or taller
  • 70. Older or Younger
  • 71. Romantic or spontaneous
  • 72. Nice stomach or nice arms
  • 73. Sensitive or loud
  • 74. Hook-up or relationship
  • HAVE YOU EVER:
  • 76. Kissed a stranger
  • 77. Drank hard liquor
  • 78. Lost glasses/contacts
  • 79. Had sex
  • 80. Broken someone's heart
  • 82. Been arrested
  • 83. Turned someone down
  • 84. Cried when someone died
  • 85. Fallen for a friend
  • DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
  • 86. Yourself
  • 87. Miracles
  • 88. Love at first sight
  • 89. Heaven
  • 90. Santa Clause
  • 91. Kiss on the first date
  • 92. Angels
  • 93. How would you label yourself?
  • 94. Someone You Pray Everyday For
  • 95. Did you sing today
  • 96. Who From All Your Ex's have You Cared The Most About
  • 97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?
  • 98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For
  • 99. Are you afraid of falling in love?
  • 100. Do you like the way you look?
  • Actually ask me something. Anon or not.
  • PLEASE DO THIS ACTUALLY FOR ONCE I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER PLEASE ANON OR NOT IDC
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  • #mistersparkle
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Not even sure why I’m even writing this buttttt

I haven’t spoken to my farther in almost 3 years now. He randomly added me on Facebook and after multiple attempts to contact him he’s never ever replied. Assuming he’s just not very Tech savvy so I just left it.

But seeing that he’s uploaded pictures with his new family in his beautiful house in Morocco online. I feel so bitter

Oh well. As long as he’s happy.

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  • #tattoo #gayswithtattoos #instagay #tattoos #rose #glasses #piercings #gurlsgottatreathwrselfsometimes #plugs #ukcustomugs #ship #beard
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